I'm eating all of the evidence.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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