how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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