Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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