Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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