So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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