I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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