Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i dont even know how to be here
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
