and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Randomize
