it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
