Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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