just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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