I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
