who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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