thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
