Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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