i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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