Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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