Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
