A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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