At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I want her autograph on my taint
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
