Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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