So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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