It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again itβs a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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