with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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