There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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