YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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