oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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