so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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