you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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