Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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