Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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