I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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