The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Enjoy the penises
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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