singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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