how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
