Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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