Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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