I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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