I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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