I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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