I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
The cops high fived after they tackled you
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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