HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
