You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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