She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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