i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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