If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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