Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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