she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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