There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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