I hate your face
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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