We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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