I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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