I'm going to jail i love you
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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