Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
im on a boat
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